Elephants can’t fly

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Elephants can’t fly

When I was young I was able to move my ears back and forth in the way that elephants do. I remember when I was young I would flap in front of my parents friends or at parties to get a laugh. On my seventh birthday my older brother brought a tap to my party. Can you guess what it was? It was Dumbo. I remember all the little kids singing all the songs until we got to the song “elephants can’t fly. ” Then some jerk called out hay that looks like Emma. This led to an encore that song that lasted many hours. This moment was burned into my brain for many painful years to come.

At my last birthday party I sneezed and my ear moved. This did not go unnoticed. The same jerky boy said, “Hey Dumbo, have you forgotten that elephants can’t fly.” It was embarrassing. Does anyone else have this problem? I really don’t want to go through life having to deal with wiggling ears. Are there any suggestions?

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	Desarae	21-Jan-09

Ok, for one, punch him in the face && two, if someone calls you dumbo, dumbo is awesome. Say thankyou and ignore them && they'll get tired of bugging you.)

	Shayla + Tikka	10-Dec-08

i don't have this problem, nor have i ever seen it. though i know some people who's ears move when they smile .

	anna	14-Sep-02

I can move my ears and I personally think its as hell! Come on! It's one of those "stupid human tricks" that we've been blessed with! This guys an a$$....ignore him. Ear movers unite!!!

	amanda	06-Sep-02

just punch the dude when he makes comments.

	Amanda	07-Jul-02

WOA! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS.....I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM